Husband still wants to have sex with his wife of 23 years …. what a bastard!

Image via iStockphoto1*Nancy from Napa, wrote to me complaining that her husband is a sex fiend. She can’t even touch his face or arm without him taking the opportunity to grab her boobs, her butt, or wanting to have his “nasty” way with her. That’s really annoying, and she’s sick and tired of his behavior. She wants to know what she can do to change his behavior and make him stop wanting to have sex at every little opportunity.

Answer

Damn! What a bastard! After almost 25 years of marriage, instead of cheating on Nancy, finding himself some new sleazy girlfriend, or using pornography to curb his urges, this bastard of a husband, has the nerve to still find his wife attractive and want to have his wicked way with her.

Well, since Nancy wants to know what to do to curb his enthusiasm, I think not showering, no combing her hair, and not shaving the arm pits or making sure that her girlie parts stink, I think that should do the trick pretty good. Being mean, nasty, not sweet and kind will do the trick as well. Then, after all of this, he’ll get tired of her nastiness and will stop finding Nancy attractive and hopefully he’ll leave her in order to find himself some woman who is actually going to appreciate that after so many years her man will still has the “hots” for her and no one else. Some people just don’t know what they’ve got until they lose it. I hope Nancy understands my sarcasm.

*name has been changed to protect her privacy

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