Are you good in bed? Perhaps you’re not as good as you think.

I am dying to know if this guys has a wife or a girlfriend. Whatever he has, I am not sure she is going to be very happy at this, and if he doesn’t have another half, I wonder how hard will be for him to find one after this little pearl appears in the Esquire.

Ladies: You’re Not as Good as

You Think

by Chris Brown
Published in the April 2012 issue of Esquire Magazine

On the spectrum of male lovers, I believe I would fall somewhere between “not totally unpleasant, but not totally pleasant, either” and “adequate.” I have a lothario friend, well endowed and blessed with an almost sociopathic stamina, and I know the women who crowd around his door like cats leave more satisfied than I’ve left women even in my dreams. I know that because I’ve literally heard the words “Let’s get this over with.”

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